And then there was one..

bead-bead:

ohaiitsarielle:

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

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I ADORE THIS.  

mspaintadventuring:

i want there to be a really awesome rebellious “strong and silent” anime character and later it is revealed that it’s not that they’re mysterious or cool tHEY JUST DON’T SPEAK A WORD OF JAPANESE AND THEY HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE IS SAYING

mspaintadventuring:

i want there to be a really awesome rebellious “strong and silent” anime character and later it is revealed that it’s not that they’re mysterious or cool tHEY JUST DON’T SPEAK A WORD OF JAPANESE AND THEY HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE IS SAYING

gloveonafoot:

Can you name them all?

gloveonafoot:

Can you name them all?

Sherlock: Hello, Moriarty. Look at your minion. Now back to mine, now back to your minion, now back to mine. Sadly, he isn't mine, but if he stopped using ladies' hair products and switched to a proper male shampoo, he could at least look less androgynous. Look down, back up. Where are you? It doesn't matter because I'm three steps ahead of you in your own thought process, with the doctor your sniper could look like. What's in his hand? Back at me. I have it. It's his gun. Look again. The gun is now the Crown Jewels. Anything is possible when your sidekick is John Watson and not some two-rate sniper. I'm on a roof.
I love different ships.

nixiesaurus:

You have Johnlock having a domestic:

and MorMor having a domestic:

I love all my ships so mu-hu-huch.

arkenstoneaeternalis:

Jim does not mess around when it comes to flappy bird

arkenstoneaeternalis:

Jim does not mess around when it comes to flappy bird